I’m Not Sure You’re Ready for the Awesomness That Was My Weekend

So, this weekend I didn’t really do much. Rather than having you read that, I decided to do my journal in Mab Libs Style. Mad Libs is a silly way to fill in the blanks to a story, usually with something incredibly silly that doesn’t make sense. With the help of my fellow ambassador Kyle Ferrara, this is what I came up with.

This weekend was pretty average. I mostly worked on Android and played video games. First, I needed to work on my river assignment. I had already worked on it 42 days ago, so it was just a matter of finishing it. After that was done, I decided to roll SSX3. My roommate owns it, and I haven’t been able to play since I lived in Walmart. For those who don’t know, SSX3 is a game about snowboarding and becoming Airplane of the Mountain. I played as a snowboarder from Kyle. After a while, I realized that I had a power outage! I had been paddling so long I lost track of time. I read a few chapters of my shiny book when my plant started grumbling. Since I had no mice in my fridge, I decided to order pizza from the observatory. Their pizza is so gross because they put spiders on it. After that, I decided to work on my monitors assignment, where I have to write a slimy paper about pig design. Overall, my weekend was full of ducks.

Also, please enjoy this picture of a dog my dad just rescued.